A visit to the local pub is mandatory!
Sláinte! is gaelic for "To your health!" It's
pronounced as if you quickly slurred "It's a lawn chair!"
Val and Bonnie may have spent a wee bit too
much time in the pub! We are pretty darned sure Cynthia did! Her hat is
on backwards!!! No, this was not the night she met the eight foot cow.
In all this world, why I do think
There are five reasons why we drink:
Good friends, good wine, lest we be dry
and any other reason why.
An Irishman is never drunk as long as
he can hold onto
one blade of grass and not fall off the face of the earth.
On the chest of a barmaid in Sale
Were tattooed the prices of ale.
And on her behind,
For the sake of the blind
Was the same information in Braille!.